Post by Dana Coran on Oct 11, 2006 1:39:30 GMT -5
Well, I often have a hard time finding signatures. but I have gathered some quotes I really like or have been amused by over time so I decided to be nice and share some. I have more of htem, but these are my favourites and for myself I have them categorized like this:
Slyth:
• I don’t know where you got your sense of humour from, but you really should send it back.
• In each generation there are heroes. The rest-- well, they're mostly idiots. Among those idiots there are some who can't even spell 'idiot'.
• "I’m sorry. Have the voices in your head finally abandoned you?"
• “Darling just start the chase-I’ll let you win, but you must make the endeavor.”
• Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say. – Michel Winnder
• Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
• I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
• Save time... see it my way.
Someone fun-loving, worth a laugh:
• Old enough to know better. Doesn’t usually help.
• A smile is a curved line that sets things straight.
• I love him, he loves me, and they can go eat a beaver!
• That’s too hard to pronounce. I’ll call you…Nibbles.
• What do you get when you're one step short of crazy? No, not obsessed, passionate.
• And remember! Follow your dreams!...except the one where you show up at school naked...
• Once in a while right in the middle of ordinary life love gives us a fairy tale.
• Every great genius has a bit of craziness. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca
• Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another
• Normal is only a setting on a washing machine.
• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
• There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
• A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. -- Hugh Downs
• Why not have your cake and eat it too - it's cake, what else are you going to do with it?
• I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
• "You're never too old to learn something stupid."
• Borstelmann's Rule: If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
• Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
• Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole!
• Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
• Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.
• If you are unkind, you are the wrong kind!
• Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
• Love at first sight is rather pointless without love at second sight, and third, and fourth...
• Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.
Dreamer, someone absent-minded, who’s always lost in herself and dreams of something:
• "Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real." - Tupak Shakur
• Have you ever confused an idealistic dream with real life?
• Once in a while right in the middle of ordinary life love gives us a fairy tale.
• Fairy-tales are filled with life just as much as life is filled with fairy-tales.
• To see the world in a piece of sand and the heaven in small flowers, to hold eternity in your hand and forever in an hour. – William Blake
• How dark it would be without the moon. Then the stars would cry and the silver drops would fall upon the world like silver fireballs.
• Wild flower in starlit heaven
Still enchanted in flight
• "Sing like nobody is listening, dance like nobody is watching and love like you’ve never been hurt before."
Random and perhaps more serious ones:
• "Not all shadows are darkness, some are simply gray."
• Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you have decided to look beyond the imperfections.
• Dont judge. I’m not like you.
• Mandylion without a face
• Seems kinda silly if you ask me. But then again, nobody asks me. After all, why should they?
• Hope. What a wonderful, awful little thing. Promises with one hand and keeps walking a step away with one foot.
• I hope your mind ain't working overtime
I hope your memories are full of good times with me
Don't trip if right now I can't answer the phone
Cause you know that soon I'll be coming home
• The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
• No mans reasonings are worth a woman’s feelings. - Voltaire
• The cruelest lies are often said while not saying anything. – Adlai Stevenson
• There isn’t great talent without a strong will – Honoré de Balzac
• "Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition." -Alexander Smith
• "Just because I love you as you are doesn’t mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement…"
• "In choosing the one you love, don’t choose the one you can live with, but the one you can’t live without.”
• May your eagerness bring you great joy in your success;
May your tenacious spirit take you to a fight for the right thing;
May your kind heart always bring love to you.
• Take time to be friendly – that’s the way to happiness.
Take time to dream – that way a star will crown your deeds.
Take time to love – that’s the privilege of gods.
Take time for others – the day is too short to be selfish.
Take time to laugh – that’s the music of the soul.
• There’s a way out of each dark mist through on the path of the rainbow.
• There is one order of beauty which seems made to turn heads. It is a beauty like that of kittens. – T.S. Elliot
• “It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” – Cynthia. E. Varnado
• There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~Tay Hohoff
• There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti
• People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. ~Deborah A. Edwards
• "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg
• “We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.” - David Weatherford
• “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.” - Helen Keller
• We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder
• Something's gotta give me butterflies
Something's gotta make me feel alive
Something's gotta give me dreams at night
Something's gotta make me feel alright
• Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
Slyth:
• I don’t know where you got your sense of humour from, but you really should send it back.
• In each generation there are heroes. The rest-- well, they're mostly idiots. Among those idiots there are some who can't even spell 'idiot'.
• "I’m sorry. Have the voices in your head finally abandoned you?"
• “Darling just start the chase-I’ll let you win, but you must make the endeavor.”
• Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say. – Michel Winnder
• Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
• I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
• Save time... see it my way.
Someone fun-loving, worth a laugh:
• Old enough to know better. Doesn’t usually help.
• A smile is a curved line that sets things straight.
• I love him, he loves me, and they can go eat a beaver!
• That’s too hard to pronounce. I’ll call you…Nibbles.
• What do you get when you're one step short of crazy? No, not obsessed, passionate.
• And remember! Follow your dreams!...except the one where you show up at school naked...
• Once in a while right in the middle of ordinary life love gives us a fairy tale.
• Every great genius has a bit of craziness. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca
• Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another
• Normal is only a setting on a washing machine.
• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
• There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
• A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. -- Hugh Downs
• Why not have your cake and eat it too - it's cake, what else are you going to do with it?
• I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
• "You're never too old to learn something stupid."
• Borstelmann's Rule: If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
• Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
• Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole!
• Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
• Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.
• If you are unkind, you are the wrong kind!
• Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.
• Love at first sight is rather pointless without love at second sight, and third, and fourth...
• Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.
Dreamer, someone absent-minded, who’s always lost in herself and dreams of something:
• "Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real." - Tupak Shakur
• Have you ever confused an idealistic dream with real life?
• Once in a while right in the middle of ordinary life love gives us a fairy tale.
• Fairy-tales are filled with life just as much as life is filled with fairy-tales.
• To see the world in a piece of sand and the heaven in small flowers, to hold eternity in your hand and forever in an hour. – William Blake
• How dark it would be without the moon. Then the stars would cry and the silver drops would fall upon the world like silver fireballs.
• Wild flower in starlit heaven
Still enchanted in flight
• "Sing like nobody is listening, dance like nobody is watching and love like you’ve never been hurt before."
Random and perhaps more serious ones:
• "Not all shadows are darkness, some are simply gray."
• Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you have decided to look beyond the imperfections.
• Dont judge. I’m not like you.
• Mandylion without a face
• Seems kinda silly if you ask me. But then again, nobody asks me. After all, why should they?
• Hope. What a wonderful, awful little thing. Promises with one hand and keeps walking a step away with one foot.
• I hope your mind ain't working overtime
I hope your memories are full of good times with me
Don't trip if right now I can't answer the phone
Cause you know that soon I'll be coming home
• The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
• No mans reasonings are worth a woman’s feelings. - Voltaire
• The cruelest lies are often said while not saying anything. – Adlai Stevenson
• There isn’t great talent without a strong will – Honoré de Balzac
• "Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition." -Alexander Smith
• "Just because I love you as you are doesn’t mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement…"
• "In choosing the one you love, don’t choose the one you can live with, but the one you can’t live without.”
• May your eagerness bring you great joy in your success;
May your tenacious spirit take you to a fight for the right thing;
May your kind heart always bring love to you.
• Take time to be friendly – that’s the way to happiness.
Take time to dream – that way a star will crown your deeds.
Take time to love – that’s the privilege of gods.
Take time for others – the day is too short to be selfish.
Take time to laugh – that’s the music of the soul.
• There’s a way out of each dark mist through on the path of the rainbow.
• There is one order of beauty which seems made to turn heads. It is a beauty like that of kittens. – T.S. Elliot
• “It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” – Cynthia. E. Varnado
• There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~Tay Hohoff
• There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti
• People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. ~Deborah A. Edwards
• "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg
• “We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.” - David Weatherford
• “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.” - Helen Keller
• We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder
• Something's gotta give me butterflies
Something's gotta make me feel alive
Something's gotta give me dreams at night
Something's gotta make me feel alright
• Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.